I can’t believe it’s been two years since my trip to Italy. Sigh…
Here are some weird signs that I saw during the three days I spent wandering around Florence.
“Translations” provided by yours truly.
Don't walk around with an ice cream cone on your butt or a pooping dog will try to eat it.
Beware huge, angry, health conscious flowers. Also don't smoke cigarettes that are bigger than your head.
It's advisable to pee in the bathroom in order to be safe from terrifying leaf-creatures.
Don't be foolish. Watch out for angels sneaking up from behind!
Red and black cars can be friends.
No weather allowed.
Don't litter, but also beware of aliens putting chips in your brain.
I guess this means "taxi.." I don’t know…